May 2013
2 tags
RABBIT FUCKING POOP EVERYWHERE
-pees on my stuff -and bleaches it
-poops in the most awkward of places
- has a living and breathing death wish
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
cupcakereaper:
My favorite part about seeing Marvel movies in the theater is when the credits come on and the majority of people just get up and leave and it’s like YES THE WEAK ONES HAVE BEEN WEEDED OUT NOW BRING ON THE EXTRA SCENE
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn:
spookylittlesleipnir:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
freudian-slut:
anideaforamoth:
ecokitty:
ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg...
getoffmybloghoe:
when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
Event's of Today 5/17/2013 (okay yesterday)
Checkouts suck
-Almost late then saved by a lovely custodian
-Lost Parents
-Lost ID’s
- Last Olmeca Desk shift of the school year
-Sad moments
Break in between
-Nails, Eyebrows - pampering myself
-Sad moment with kweon, she left
- Near breakdown with how much I wish to murder the roommate
Bunny shit everywhere, and pee too. ( oh bunny...
That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
probablyhuman:
random-nexus:
thediagonallie:
findadventure:
victoryjobs:
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD
Of course none of the cult members want to talk about it! Oh, sorry, not cult,...
ham-and-pineapple:
pizza:
mozzarella-cheese:
Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
burritwo:
adrians:
a-creepy-weirdo-has:
adrians:
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
